I am the new low..

I'd just finished posting yesterday when I remembered that I'd forgotten to bring up a few things. I figured that I'd just write about them today. I was too tired/lazy to go back and repost. So I did something very, very sad: I jotted down notes for my blog. Yes, notes. I'm officially the saddest person on Earth and maybe the universe. Someone shoot me now and put me out of my misery.

What were my notes about? Just a few things.. I wanted to be sure to mention TWOP's MTV VMA recap. It was so funny I nearly peed myself laughing. It's long, but worth it. I stopped watching the VMAs years ago. I now only read the recaps. I'm a much happier person for it. Go read!

Another thing I've been thinking about it my long-time semi-lusty obsession with Adam Ant. He was my first object of pre-adolescent hormones. It was the whole tight leather pants, pirate, cavalier thing. Mostly the tight leather pants. It doesn't hurt that his music rocks and he's British. Gotta love them Brits. Well, anyway, one night I was google-stalking. I looked him up and found his profile somewhere. Big mistake. I found out he turns 50 in November. He's older than my mom. Yeah.. I felt kinda icky after that. But he was pretty damn hot. Ugh..

I'm a lost cause.

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The kids had their first day of school today. All went well. No one burned anything down. They like the teachers. We'll see how they feel next week.